My latest Spectator column: on why publishing has become too safe
#OutofOfficeQuotes 5: "...He finds a gloryhole cinema off wheezing Leicester Square..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 4: "Hook feels something must give..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 3: "He imagines the planet's a gigantic bowling-ball..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 2: "The Trumps are holding a barbecue..."
#OutofOfficeQuotes 1: "He's a stewardess on a 737 into JFK..."
"This is the Fierce Last Stand of all I Am": the story behind Fire Horses
Praise for Fire Horses - free on Kindle until 1/3/21
Special offer: obtain Fire Horses FREE until Monday 1 March
#FireHorsesQuotes 100: "You fire horses, all alike-"
