Mark Liam Piggott

#OutofOfficeQuotes 40: "Just as the plane hurtles into the White House..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 39: "Watching Fitma he begun to think Wilders had a point..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 38: "The heroic actions of King Kebab..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 37: "It's a relief to emerge into hard sunlight at the centre of the whirlwind...

#OutofOfficeQuotes 36: "The past isn't a foreign country, it's another world..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 35: "Stomping out of the town hall he walks..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 34: "London, he concludes, is like youth itself: wasted on the young"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 33: "The London bombings presented Hook with an opportunity..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 32: "...A child lost at night in a Siberian forest..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 31: "All the new acronyms, all spelling out the same old story..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 30: "The endlessly reproducing cells of Henrietta Lacks..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 29: "He isn't just disappearing, he's becoming illegible..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 28: "I have a very keen sense of schadenfreude..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 27: "Monica's left-of-centre broadsheet is calling for the introduction of Sharia

#OutofOfficeQuotes 26: "The slower he walks the greater his awareness of the shabbiness of the world

#OutofOfficeQuotes 25: "If he steps through he might enter another dimension..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 24: "The world's running low on energy, Hook reflects..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 23: "The contrast between the bipolar hours astonishes him..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 22: "There was a lot of anger after 7/7..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 21: "Concrete has spread in all directions like a Damien Hirst spin-painting..."