Mark Liam Piggott

#OutofOfficeQuotes 60: 'Taxing', the hoods call it: reparation for injustices inflicted upon their a

#OutofOfficeQuotes 59: "Festering with alienation Hook buries himself in his paper..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 58: "Lowest common denominator: El Seedy for short..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 57: "Sid lies motionless at the centre of a terrifying network of machines"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 56: "...A couple of kernels of sweetcorn stick to the underside"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 55: "Church is the one place where one feels self-conscious

#OutofOfficeQuotes 54: "I don't know any Liddle Towers, mate"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 53: "Hook decides he'd like to visit London as a tourist..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 52: "Hook reflects that his midlife crisis is getting out of hand..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 51: "The extraordinary thing about gravity is its gentle strength..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 50: "Hook thinks he's stumbled on an Al Qaeda control room..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 49: "Is she too drunk to consent?"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 48: "Hook gets the feeling he's done something stupid..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 47: "...You'd think he was Emperor of some Pan-Galactic Federation..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 46: "...A city that has at some point become strange to them..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 45: "London's floating on a sea of light..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 44: "Even the word 'racist' is racist..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 43: "He's being both grilled and microwaved..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 42: "St George's flags flutter from balconies, red crosshairs and dirty whites"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 41: "Too early for the sun: must be another bomb..."