Mark Liam Piggott

#OutofOfficeQuotes 80: "Taking a couple of snorts of powder he catches his breath..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 79: "Hook walks towards the exit, waving his arms ineffectually - neither waving

#OutofOfficeQuotes 78: "Friday prayer beats sniffing glue in bus shelters..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 77: "An old woman descends carrying a burdened recycle box..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 76: "He's disappearing and no-one's noticed; he's becoming the invisible man"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 75: "What if you fuck someone then they say they've got AIDS?"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 74: "Give me Horse," he mutters to himself. "I must have Horse."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 73: "The sparkling glass levitates beneath the tap..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 72: "The oral history, the myth and legend of the street..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 71: "...The laws of physics have been rewritten, constitution revised..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 70: "He has to get a series of buses through a cityscape on the verge of nervous

#OutofOfficeQuotes 69: "Plenty have already paid that unimaginable price..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 68: "He's woken at five by a terrible blaring noise..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 67: "Death is the price you pay for life"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 66: "Perversion... makes finding and keeping true love that much harder..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 65: "Hook had put his mind to inventing a perfect suicide attempt"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 64: "Hook can't watch Sky football without imagining himself on a blind date with

#OutofOfficeQuotes 63: "London's... an insubstantial dream haunted by soulless ghosts"

#OutofOfficeQuotes 62: "They move to Soho and complain about the fucking noise..."

#OutofOfficeQuotes 61: "The crazy thing is, when he was insane he felt happy..."