Mark Liam Piggott

#KidologyQuotes 18: Her amateur dramatics company perform their all-singing, all-dancing version of-

#KidologyQuotes 17: He had been forced to leave Yorkshire after being caught pleasuring himself

#KidologyQuotes 16: the standardisation of tomatoes under the Maastricht treaty had had a profound-

#KidologyQuotes 15: This had always been his problem: the ability to see both sides

#KidologyQuotes 14: Dogging? Jim wouldn't allow Ingrid to see him naked, let alone a monosyllabic ro

#KidologyQuotes 13: One day a mighty rain was going to come and wash all the dirt and the scum off-

#KidologyQuotes 12: Jim reached for 'The Guardian', turning to the problem page

#KidologyQuotes 11: Ostensibly like a traditional country inn, yet with wifi and hope

#KidologyQuotes 10: Mark was a vindictive, scheming and pathological liar, compulsive fraud and dang

#KidologyQuotes 9: Ryan Giggs was talking about existentialism with Jacques Derrida

#KidologyQuotes 8: A headache loomed...

#KidologyQuotes 7: Jim always carried a variety box of Cupasoup, just in case

#KidologyQuotes 6: The concept of Excel spreadsheets filled him with an existential despair

#KidologyQuotes 5: He must really want that Marbella hacienda. Still - Jim wanted his Anusol more

#KidologyQuotes 4: Ingrid's parents died quickly, if a tad messily, in a head-on smash with an Eddie

#KidologyQuotes 3: He received the call he'd been dreading. His mother was going to Pull Through

#KidologyQuotes 2: Jim pulled up his shirt-tails like a piano maestro and slumped...

#KidologyQuotes 1: It occurred to Jim Cockburn that it might be best for everyone if his mother snuf

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