Mark Liam Piggott

#KidologyQuotes 39: Being judged as a parent by someone without kids was like having your book judge

#KidologyQuotes 38: Prior to getting HDTV he hadn't realised just how ugly English actors WERE

#KidologyQuotes 37: His gown fell open: the eyes of the Russian bulged. It was all rather indecorous

#KidologyQuotes 36: He might have enough for a nice cake of Camembert from Brigitte Bardot

#KidologyQuotes 35: Mark's opus consisted of nothing other than a series of long, inappropriate and

#KidologyQuotes 34: Jim was convinced so-called energy saving devices were part of some-

#KidologyQuotes 32: "Look at me, girls! I'm driving a CAR!"

#KidologyQuotes 31: The thought of John Humphries discussing his exploits was enough to give him-

#KidologyQuotes 30: Ingrid had suggested he was going through a midlife crisis

#KidologyQuotes 29: He couldn't help thinking the Islamists were missing a trick

#KidologyQuotes 28: On their wedding day he would serve huge buckets of Monster Munch, frozen prawn

#KidologyQuotes 27: Ingrid let Jim deal with the proles, such as workmen

#KidologyQuotes 26: Attached to one fox-shredded bag was a handwritten note

#KidologyQuotes 25: The toff set about him like some sort of Neanderthal bastard

#KidologyQuotes 24: He gazed through the streaked bus window with a morose expression...

#KidologyQuotes 23: To cheer himself up, Jim measured his life against the lives of celebrities who

#KidologyQuotes 22: Jim's Motorola chirped: he jumped. Caller unknown.

#KidologyQuotes 21: He has become a Fundamentalist Creationist: they believed the world was created

#KidologyQuotes 20: Jim found much of modern life baffling

#KidologyQuotes 19: He was chippy and had a strong Yorkshire accent which after a few drinks was imp