#MilitantFactionsQuotes 99:

Brad brought flowers and pills and a packet of condoms and by the time they reached the bed was so blasted he couldn’t get hard. Honey was on her knees trying to work him with her mouth when out the corner of her eye she was movement: behind Brad’s stupid blonde head and his closed eyes mom tiptoed in on the thick wool shag and hit Brad over the skull with the claw end of a hammer.

-From "Honey Trap and the Trolls", one of the stories in Mark Piggott's fiction/non-fiction collection "Militant Factions" available in paperback or Kindle from Amazon.